Dominoes

Nurse Josie shuffles past and my blood starts to boil.
I hate that bitch, she’s been here years and
probably seen my dick more times than my wife has.
She looks at me as if I’m a piece of shit but fuck
her, or I would if she wasn’t such a dried up old
cunt. I don’t know who she thinks she is, just
because I’ve had a few cases of the clap. I earn more
in an hour than she does in a week.

I tell a lie, it’s been more than a few cases, I’m a
regular here. I’ve had them all, crabs, syphilis,
gonorrhoea. I’m a veteran of venereal diseases. It’s a
miracle my wife’s never caught one off me, but then
again, when I think about it, maybe it’s not that
ridiculous after all. She hasn’t been interested in
sex for years and on the odd occasion that she is it’s
strictly missionary with the lights off. She’s not
my type anyway, never was. I prefer my women cheap
and dirty, that’s why I spend so much time in here
and so much money on prostitutes.